Oh fine, blame the mechanic, you know if it wasnt for me speed, who would fix the mach 5 other than pops..... Thats right NO ONE, CAUSE YOU CAN'T REPAIR A SUPER CAR LIKE I CAN!

Hey who the hell is all of you guys?!?! Oh your here for my birthday party! Right this wa....... Wait a minute, today isn't my birthday!!!

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