Hello? Hello? Are you f**king there? Oh sorry...I'm on cocaine man, anyway...welcome to uh....oh shit....what was the place called again? Chuck E Cheese? Hom Tolland Diner? Oh Freddy Fazbear's Pizza yeah yeah! the f**king bear and the Oswald the lucky rabbit but he's unlucky and the chicken duck thing. And then we have the Irish Fox guy that he says he's a pirate but we call him Irish Fox.

Anyway I want to tell you about the rooms. at the top is the Main Stage with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and the Irish Fox, be aware of the Irish one he's a sneaky bastard.

And then at the left where the main stage is that's the Toy Stage, those Toy Animatronics think they're British Animatronics and think they're rich, we have one that is fat as shit though.

Next to the main stage at the right is the Phantom Stage, the phantom animatronics think their tough, the kids go there on Halloween wouldn't mess with them if I were you new Night Guard.

And last but not least next to the Toy Stage the Nightmare Stage with Nightmare Animatronics, they rule the pizzeria be sure to avoid them at all cost man.

So that's all have a great night *sniffs* Damn this shit is good...