Really?  I’m warning you because I  got millions of dad jokes. And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. So.

I’m sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. It’s a classic Victorian with the original crown molding.And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design!

HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! I have something to say. Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has… worked! I want you, Beetlejuice. And I want everyone here to know it.

sing Ready set, not yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH56GihDb8I&ab_channel=DownstageRight