Sorry, kid. Classic Bait and Switch. Oldest trick in the book!

I’m tired of being alone! And life is the only way out! So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you... to marry me!

what’s the point, you know? I mean you saw these schmucks up here. They look right through me! I’m invisible. Powerless. Like a gay republican! And it’s not fair, you know? I’m a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say “Hey. I see you. I accept you. And I fear for my safety around you.” Because dead or alive, you don’t got somebody who really gets you, then you’re going to feel lonely and worthless and you’ll never reach your goal weight because you eat when you’re sad… this guy knows what I’m talking about.

sing the whole being dead thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr69ylgpEUs&ab_channel=DownstageRight