Unchanging Love (MLPFiM fanfic adaptation)
Dogman-15 for "Creepo" [no official name]
A creepazoid character who shows up at the Sweet Roast Cafe one day saying lewd things and sexually harassing Sweet Leaf - only verbally, though. She doesn't let him get away with much, and Fine Roast arrives within a few minutes of the start of Creepo's conversation starting. He has 9 lines.
[Sweet Leaf: "Good afternoon, sir. Welcome to the Sweet Roast Cafe. What can I get for you?"] Mmmm... I think I'll take a coffee, dark, and a pair of glazed sticky buns. [His eyes roam all over her body except for her eyes. He stares at her flank.]
[low, sexy tone] Oh no, not those buns. I was thinking maybe you could... mmm, take a little break? Maybe we could get to know each other a little better *in the back?*
["I'm sorry, sir. This isn't that kind of establishment. If you'd like something to drink or eat, I'd be glad to serve you. Otherwise, I'd kindly ask you to leave."] Come on, don't be like that, honey. I'm just lookin' to get us a little something we'd both enjoy.
I may have also been thinking of Austin Powers for the second take.