Drunks and Fanatics, Episode 5 - Past Connections
Derp1ngt0n for Waitress
This waitress is working at a local pub visited by hard working adventurers and often has to deal with rowdy patrons on occasion.
Excuse me, but may I take your table's order?
Alright, so a glass of milk, an ancient firebelly dragon's breath, a virginity unbloodied with cherries that've been blue balled, and a lightning blue kirin's hoof.
(These are, respectively, Tessa's, Torgrak's, Hei's, and Tolan's drink orders. Even with the ridiculous names, they are actual drinks in this fantasy world. It's intended to be delivered as if it was "another day in the office".)
Alright, here's your drinks.
(Aside) Hopefully they tip after the crap that order put me through...
(Torgrak's and Hei's orders are more annoying to get than any other. And she's never been tipped by them.)
