[Your younger sister and her boyfriend are both a bit drunk and who knows what will happen. So you say]
Use protection! Every time. Trust me, you don't want STDs

But that's how life is. You can't just set your life up and expect it to stay that way forever; sometimes stuff happens that you have to roll with, even if it means hurting yourself or others

You don't know much about cars, do ya? It's a Lancer Evo. Solid and speedy.