(one of the narrations, try to make it sounded like hes being cocky or arrogant, but not too much) So your probably thinking what the heck is going on, why is a guy dressed in dark with animal ears and tail laying the smack down on random dudes in the middle of the night? I can explain everything, but we need to go back a long time to where it all began, what your seeing is probably episode 6 or something.

(freaking out in the school bathroom) Why does this have to happen me!? Why do I have to have these annoying ears and a tail!? If this is some sort of joke that fate is bringing upon me I don’t find any bit of this funny! (sigh) I cant keep this up, my life is already busy as it is and I cant be hiding secrets along with it! (tired frustrated sigh)

(your best pick up line or what you think would be a good line to say when hitting on a girl at night)