Maybe some of us are just better at faking it. And maybe I am a little biased on the subject... but I think Peter Parker's instincts aren't half-bad.

Peter Parker, I think...that's the stupidest thing you've ever said.

You forget to water the plants and can't parallel park. Yes, sweetie, you're super... but you're still human. People make mistakes. And that vow of yours? No one could live up that.