Spongebob Band Geeks Hazbin Hotel Fandub
Lincoln Jones for Husk
Husk is the front desk clerk and bartender at the Happy Hotel. He is generally in a monotonous mood and can be vulgar at certain times, even saying he lost the ability to love years ago. He can be gruff and is a sarcastic and unenthusiastic alcoholic. He also loves to gamble because he has an unhealthy addiction to it. He is very easy to persuade, as all it takes to win him over is a wink and some cheap booze.
He should sound like how he does in the pilot.
Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the-
*Gasps* Stolas from band class?!
Sometimes. Uh, how's the tunic?
The da-da-da... The da-da-da... The da-da-da?!?!
Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...
Hold it! It just so happens that I do not work at a bar, I do have a band, and we're gonna play that Devil Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!
I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor.
Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.
People, people, settle down! Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
No.
No, Angel Dust, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either. That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. *Laughs*
Okay, try to repeat after me.
*Inhales*
Brass section, go. Good. Now the wind. And the drums. Too bad that didn't kill me. Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
No, Charlie, that's a chorus line.
Okay, that's perfect, everybody. Devil Bowl, here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers, let's move! C'mon, move!
How's that harmonica solo coming, Pentious?
Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that you haven't improved since we began... ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... There's a deposit on that equipment, people!
Settle down, please!
Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and crushed it! Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks. *Sobs* Thanks for nothing!
I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ...Stolas doesn't find out! Stolas! *screams* What are you doing here?!
Uh, they couldn't come. They... died.
*Screams* That would be my band!
That's her... eager face.
I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
*Nervously* Alright, everybody. Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...
sound good for how long the lines are
This sounds good, however some parts weren't really said right
Apologies for the mixup. Partially that's down to my attempts of doing ad-lib, partially because I was still pissed off with CCC saying my .Wav files were too big to be uploaded. If you'd prefer, I can upload a different version that sounds better, no sweat.
No, I meant like the way you said "Too bad that didn't kill me" wasn't monotone enough for example
Oh, okay. Thanks for letting me know. I'll keep it in mind when I do his second take.
Ok, also he's supposed to scream when he says "Stolas doesn't find out!"