(new person steps in to your shop - welcoming) Welcome, I see this is your first time in one. Well, you sure know how to pick ‘em. Listen up, Hero-Boy. If you don’t get yourself some decent equipment, the other adventurers will wipe the floor with you.

(angry) Hey there, Shield-Guy. I heard that you tried to take advantage of your friend. Come over here and let me give you a hard smack.

(concerned) Oh geez... At your budget, this is about it. (sarcastically serious) You’re gonna have a hard life, and die hard.