1. (Slightly uncertain to Friendly & Cheerful) I don't see why I mean I think it’s nice that Chi-chi & Vegeta could get along so well as Piccolo keeps telling me how Chi-chi can be really cranky to him. Though not too long after we swapped back I told Yamcha about this a day later. While he didn't seem too happy about it at first until I told him about how Bulma got really mad at how Vegeta & Chi-chi were getting along so well and he thought it was hilarious. Ah it’s nice to see I can make an old friend like him laugh.

2. (Excited & Eager) A race? That sounds awesome! Okay, let’s go Krillin!

3. (Confused) Okay this really isn't like the older Trunks I know, if anything this one tries a little too hard to sound like his dad.

4. (Casual but cheerful explanation) Well Piccolo lives with my family, when we’re not out fighting bad guys my wife and I normally use Piccolo to help do our chores around the farm. But I also use Piccolo to take care of Gohan while I’m away. Also while my wife Chi-chi doesn’t like Piccolo very much but she does like the fact that Piccolo doesn’t eat anything and he only drinks a little bit of water. And since Piccolo is a Namekian that is living with us we don’t pay him any money either, isn’t that great?

5. (Blissfully oblivious) Hey Gohan want to feel up Piccolo’s crotch? It feels really nice and smooth.

6. (Casually explaining his logic) Well you see Gohan, Vegeta has been one of my best pals in battle for years now. Vegeta has always been one of my closest allies and we often love to train together. Especially when we were in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for a few days in which we lived together for 3 years. So I figured that this means that Vegeta is my 2nd wife.