1. (Defensive & slightly whiny) Oh c'mon Bulma you know very well that I need to surpass Kakarot in order to be worthy enough to truly become the All Mighty Prince of Saiyans! The only reason why I stayed with you for so long is because your place has so many devices I can use for training.

2. (Bitter & snide explanation) Yeah about that, back then she tried to get all friendly with me but I told her to go away since I was busy training. So one day she demanded that I provide her with some sample and she said I had to do it otherwise she wouldn't let me train anymore so I did. Then later on that year Trunks was born.

3. (Angry & confrontational) WHAT?! Oh you want to have a go at this woman?! I got more dirt on you, hey guys want to know the real reason why Bulma insisted that the people don't know about us? It's because her company Capsule Corp is a big sponsor for that imbecile Mr. Satan!

5. (Calm & soothing to somewhat smug) There there Chi-Chi it’s alright I do understand what you’re feeling right now. *brief pause* Oh yes we are both getting viciously humiliated by this nightmarish fiasco. But say, Chi-Chi after seeing Bulma’s lack of maturity and Kakkarot’s lack of… well basic intelligence, has given me an epiphany. How about we switch spouses, at least for a little while so what do you say? After all, I'm the Prince of Saiyans.

6. (Surprisingly sympathetic & kind) *sigh* Chi-Chi, please don’t blame yourself for this, that fool Kakarot clearly does not deserve someone like you. *brief pause* Yes but please do listen to me, you deserve a lot better than this. For far too long you’ve felt alone and neglected by that thoughtless imbecile Kakkarot, well no more! Chi-Chi you could be living a much better life for you & your family than what that idiot Kakkarot would do and he practically treats you like his maid where by all rights you are Queen of the Castle. And if that moron Kakkarot can’t treat you like an equal instead of his maid well then that would be his problem now would it?