Couriering Ain't Easy - A Fallout New Vegas Project [PAID]
Phil Yeung Tan for Kwang-Hyun Hershey
CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Kwang-hyun Hershey is a private investigator who might've had a bit too much to drink.
- He's around 28-35 years old.
- He should have a North American Accent. No exceptions.
- He should sound sleazy. Slurs his words. Sounds hammered.
FULL PROFILE SHOT: https://images2.imgbox.com/9c/a3/3Y447Dt2_o.png
[Person walks up to you][You're drunk]
(Mezzed)(Drunk) Hey-o, friend-o! Sorry, but this...(Burp)...bowl(Toilet) is already being used. (Giggles)
[Person says something threatening][You're too drunk to really do anything]
(Mezzed)(drunk) What did you say, motherfucker? (Burp) I'll have you know... that I have the right to... uh... bear arms. Yeah.
[Person threatens you again]
(Mezzed)(drunk) I'll show you, bitch! (Takes out revolver)(Bullets fly out) Ah, shit... them's my bullets. (Sleazy laugh)
[Person asks how many fingers are they holding up]
(Mezzed)(drunk) Um... uh... (Smacks lips)... yes. (Sleazy laugh)[You're drunk][You're in the middle of throwing up]
(Mezzed)(drunk) AH, SHIT!!! THAT IS NOT PRETTY!!!
(Mezzed)(drunk) Big MT? More like Big PP, aye-yo!
(Mezzed)(Drunk)(Disgusted at your own vomit) WHAT IN SATAN'S RED ASSHOLE IS THAT!?!?!
(Mezzed)(Drunk) AT LEAST THIS IS GOOD SCOTCH, IT DOESN'T TASTE SO BAD COMING UP!!!
(Mezzed)(Drunk)(Crying) ANTHONY!!! I... (Burp)... I THINK I JUST VOMITED ON MY SHIRT!!! OH... (About to throw up again)...OH GOD!
(Mezzed)(Drunk)(CRYING) ANTHONY....(Burp)... I NEED MY BIBBY!!![You're singing a melody from a song][This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcLk3fQ3Zwg ][You're drunk]
(Mezzed)(drunk)(Slurring words)
SO JUST CLOOOOSSE YOUR EYEEEESSS (So just close your eyes)
LISTEN TO A SWEEEEET LOOOLABYYYYYEEE (Listen to a sweet lullaby)
SLEEEEEEEP, SOFTLY SLEEEEEEP (Sleep, softly sleep)
AND LEEEEET THE WOOORRRLLLD COLLIIIIDDDE (And let the world collide)
This is absolutely amazing! I've listened to this three times in a row and it's still funny!