Undertale Dating Simulator
Dimitri for Burgerpants
Burgerpants is a highly stressed-out service employee, who hates his job and his employer. He mentions that he originally wanted to be an actor when talking to him, which is likely the reason he makes a myriad of dramatic facial expressions. He can be sarcastic at times as shown when he is annoyed. He maintains a cynical view of the world and his future, specifically about his interactions with attractive people. Despite this, he is still shown to be rather hopeful at times. He can be ecstatic and entitled strongly to his opinions when talking about certain topics.
"Listen, I like you, little buddy. So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.Never interact with attractive people.Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you."
"I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days."
At least 30 seconds of canon dialogue or improvisation.
I felt like doing something a little different for Burgerpants, so behold my unmodified voice in all of it's glory. Please ignore the bit of popping on the improve section; I may have gotten a little too passionate about the stresses of Burgerpant's life and forgotten to be careful with the microphone.