I've been lying to you! About... Well, everything! I told you that seaweed was like, scientifically important... Really, I just... I just use it to make ice cream! And those human history books I keep reading... Those are just dorky comic books! And the history movies... those... Those are just, uh, anime! They aren't real! And that time I told you I was busy with work on the phone... I... Was eating frozen yogurt in pajamas! That time I... I just wanted to impress you! I just wanted to impress you! I just wanted you to think I was smart and cool... That I wasn't some, nerdy loser

Undyne's totally right about that fish thing! S-sometimes you've just got to uh... S-stop going after furry boss monsters and, uh.... J-just get to know a really cute fish...?

Psst... F-Frisk. Um, you've gotta tell me. D...Do you think Asgore and Toriel are...? Uh, ever gonna get back together? Just think of how cute they must have been together. It's quickly becoming my number one ship of all time. Tori and Gorey.. My... My old boss and his ex-wife... uh, that sounds a lot less cool all of a sudden. A woman can dream though, right? And write fanfiction, a lot of fanfiction.