Sir Wendell is like if Fantastic from Helios One (Fallout: New Vegas) LARPed/roleplayed as a Knight of the Round Table.  An internet troll with extensive knowledge of Fantasy tropes and pre-war fantasy literature. He is snarky, egotistical, and takes himself way too seriously. Every Crusader knows him but is unamused by his antics, especially the women.

Record all audition lines while referring to the notes below for each line and do one take of each line. 

For the audition line, you are angrily lamenting about how you should be getting more respect from the other Crusaders. You truly believe you are the group's most valuable asset and member. Everyone should be groveling before you to have the opportunity to speak with you.