Baldtusk! || A Fantasy Audio Drama [PAID]
Blackshard for Tellen Timbers
Tellen is a kleptomaniac gnome.
Range: High
Style: Very gentleman-like when calm but quickly devolves into a bumbling mess when breaking.
[Sly] Tell me, young fleshling, have you ever felt the touch of a woman before? [Chuckle] What am I saying, of course you haven't. You look as though you've barely reached your first delicate hair.
[Trying to be the voice of reason] Now now everybody. Let's not get too hasty. Sheathe your swords and put your dicks away. We can handle this like fine gentlemen, can't we?
[Having a mental breakdown] What do you mean he has no gold!? We are literally in his mansion. The man has to have gold somewhere! He is a lord! [Pleading] Please. Just give me 10 minutes - 5 minutes! I can secure us enough to buy our own mansion. It will have everything we want! This is everything I've ever worked for. Please! [Sobbing] Please don't take this away from me!