(Calling out to any passing by)
“Lookin’ for a good time? Need a stiff drink and maybe a little somethin’ somethin’ else after roamin’ the wastes? Toxic Tedd’s Tavern has got everything you could possibly want under one roof!”

(Surprised, whispering as well as mildly irritated)
“What? What the fuck you mean closed?”

(Is given a lot of caps. Surprised, suddenly less irritated)
“Oh… Heh. I mean... Shit as long as I’m gettin’ paid, whatever I guess.”