Colonel Cossack is the silly, loopy half of the T.W.F Commentary pair who hails from the thumb-civilized streets of Russia. Colonel loves nothing more than the wrestlers beating the stuffing out of each other. The more crushing there is, the better for this mad, energetic, and loony thumb commentator! He often tends to talk about things off-topic rather than report what's happening in the match, that's all for his more serious commentating buddy Dick Thompson! Colonel also loves to explore, tell crazy stories about himself, and think of the world as a peaceful, doom-free place as long as those Dextera wrestlers keep all those slimy Sinestras in line! Whenever Cossack's angry, which happens often when there's a lack of wrestlers landing hits on each other, or when those evil Sinestra fighters cheat to gain the upper hand, he often decides to release some anger by landing some blows on poor Dick Thompson, and sometimes, he does it just for fun because, as I said before, Colonel sure does love a good crushing!

(For Colonel Cossack's voice, I want his to sound similar or identical to the voice he has in the TV series provided by Sean Schemmel. Here are some clips featuring both commentators for voice reference!)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aXWk9iUKEs5DUrUhe0ewPVkXhz8XyIjb/view?usp=sharing